Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Criminals Are So Downtrodden (sniff)

This from "Your Tax Dollars at Waste" (editorial) in today's New York Post:

"The [New York] state Senate has earmarked $10,000 to finance a study by ex-cons to determine whether state laws are racist.

[....]

"The funding, sponsored by Brooklyn Democrat Eric Adams, will go to the Center for NuLeadership on Urban Solutions at CUNY's Medgar Evers College -- a program 'designed and developed by formerly incarcerated professionals.'

"The sheep-skinned ex-cons are interested in whether laws, including -- no surprise -- those dealing with criminal justice, 'have [a] negative impact on racial minorities,' a director at the center told The Post's Carl Campanile."
The Post's editorial response?
"We'd have thought their experience would be better put to use studying the 'negative impact' on minority communities brought about by, say, crime."
Classic.


Imperial Quote Collection: Richard Nixon on Healthcare Town Halls (from the grave)

From Nixon's first inaugural address (1969):

"We cannot learn from one another until we stop shouting at one another--until we speak quietly enough so that our words can be heard as well as our voices."

hat tip: Weekly Standard


Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Oddities

“Even a teasing mention of Diet Pepsi can set off a rant that will momentarily eclipse talk of the bomb.”

----from “Atomic John,” The New Yorker, by David Samuels (December 15, 2008)


Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Joseph Epstein on Prize-Winning

"If anyone ever tells you that you are the best at what you do, all you need to do to prevent an exaggerated sense of yourself is ask that person who he thinks is second best."

from "Prizeless," Weekly Standard, November 24, 2008


Saturday, May 23, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Francis Bacon (the painter) on Friends & Enemies

I couldn't have said it better myself...

The quote:
"Champagne for my real friends, real pain for my sham friends."



Monday, May 18, 2009

It All Looks So Different Once They Give You That First Briefing, Doesn't It?

source: "Obama After Bush, Leading by Second Thought," New York Times, 5/18/2009

quote:
President Obama’s decisions this week to retain important elements of the Bush-era system for trying terrorism suspects and to block the release of pictures showing abuse of American-held prisoners abroad are the most graphic examples yet of how he has backtracked, in substantial if often nuanced ways, from the approach to national security that he preached as a candidate, and even from his first days in the Oval Office.

Mr. Obama’s opening gambits as president were bold declarations of new directions, from announcing the closing of the detention center at Guantánamo Bay, Cuba, to sweeping restrictions on interrogation techniques. He advertised both as a return to traditional American values, after the diversions taken by George W. Bush to the detriment of America’s image abroad and of itself.

But as he showed this week in the way he dealt with those two hard cases, Mr. Obama has begun to scale back. Faced with the choice of signaling an unambiguous break with the policies of the Bush era, or maintaining some continuity with its practices, the president has begun to come down on the side of taking fewer risks with security, even though he is clearly angering the liberal elements of his political base.



Thursday, May 14, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: James Bowman on Theodore Dalrymple on Crime

source: "Harm's Way," Weekly Standard, 4/27/09

quote:
"The media consensus [in Britain]--and to a large extent [in America]--includes certain core principles, such as that crime is caused by something other than criminals and that imprisonment is society's shame, rather than that of the incarcerated, which can only be protected by maintaining these hypocrisies and deceptions, and with them, the illusion that nothing can be done about most crime."

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Gershom Gorenberg on the Great-Man Theory of History

quote:
"The brilliance of the individual cannot be explained by the blind processes of history. Rather, it shapes them."
source: "The Missing Mahatma," Weekly Standard, 6 April 2009

Re Great Man Theory of history

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Michael Imperioli on "Life on Mars"

Great monologue for Imperioli on series finale last night:
"We live on a rock. There ain't no rhyme. There ain't no reason. We live on a rock, just one of many, hurtling around in some big cosmic jambalaya. Now you wanna get questiony, that's your prerogative. My ma too me to a big loud church every Sunday. She squeezed her eyes shut, she pressed her rosary beads to her lips, and she prayed for good things for those she loved. But cancer took two of her sisters. Her husband couldn't make a move without a belly full of gin. Her youngest son turned to a life of crime. And her oldest--me--is a nasty sonofabitch who can’t get out of third gear without a snarl. So who was she talking to every Sunday? And why wasn’t he answering? I will tell you why. Because we live on a rock, just one of many. There ain't no answers. There's just this. And all you can really hope to do is find a couple of people who will make the seventy or eighty odd years we get to live on this sweet swinging sphere remotely tolerable."
What a great show this was. Hope they put it out on DVD.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Not Invading Your Country Wasn't Enough?

source: 3/11/2009, New York Times, "5 Years After It Halted Weapons Programs, Libya Sees the U.S. as Ungrateful" by MICHAEL SLACKMAN

quote:
When Libya gave up its nuclear and chemical weapons programs in late 2003, President George W. Bush pointed to the decision as a victory in Washington’s so-called war on terror and as a potential model for pressing Iran and North Korea to give up their weapons programs, too. A barbershop in Tripoli, Libya, beneath the visage of Col. Muammar el-Qaddafi. One analyst said, “Dealing with Qaddafi is not easy because he is unpredictable.” But now Libyan officials say they are dissatisfied with the way the deal worked out, insisting that the United States has done too little to reward Libya’s concessions.
Did anybody EVER believe that Libya did what they did for any other reason than they were afraid of us?

You Have GOT to Be Kidding Me...

So this morning we are fed the following drivel...

Source: 3/11/2009, New York Times, "Try a Little Tenderness" by STEVEN KLEINMAN and MATTHEW ALEXANDER

Quote:
ON Jan. 22, President Obama signed an executive order banning torture and establishing a panel to examine America’s interrogation methods. The ban on torture is a major step toward reclaiming our heritage as a nation of laws and a people of character. And it will enhance the country’s security by undermining Al Qaeda’s most effective recruiting theme — its portrayal of the United States as a dishonorable superpower that sanctions the type of abuses so graphically captured in the images from Abu Ghraib.
Doesn't that sound just rainbowy?

Until you remember that Al Qaeda hated us and had no trouble recruiting BEFORE Abu Ghraib?

From later in the article:
One might think that any interrogation method considered legal must also be effective. But many techniques that have been deemed lawful by lawyers at the Justice Department, the Defense Department and even the White House have never been tested for how well they elicit information from people who resist providing it. In fact, none of the methods contained in the current Army manual on interrogation have ever been scientifically tested for effectiveness.
I have heard that they waterboarded Sheikh Khalid Mohammed, and that then he talked. How more scientific do you want?

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Obligatory Gay Marriage Post, Redux

Very good article about gay marriage in today's New York Times.

David Blankenhorn and Jonathan Rauch do a great job outlining one possible compromise on this issue, but what's more important, from my perspective, is the lengths they go to, in order to argue that both sides on this issue need to respect the right of the other side to have their viewpoint--no matter what you think of said viewpoint. That is key, it seems to me, and something that we never do.

For the record, this is very nearly what I was saying back in November of 2003!

When will you people learn to listen to me?

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Imperial Quote Collection: Stephen L. Carter on political dialogue

"There are few issues of any importance that are not reduced, in public dialogue, to sloganeering and applause lines. Whether we argue over war or the economy, marriage or religion, abortion or guns, we reduce our ideas to just the right size for the adolescent tantrum of the bumper sticker."

source

Thursday, February 12, 2009

When Two Hundred Years Old You Reach, Look As Good You Will Not



Happy Birthday #200, Mr. President. Sir.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Good Lines from the Inaugural Address

For the Muslim dictators: “We will extend a hand if you are willing to unclench your fist.”

They aren't, but at least they can't say he didn't say it.

It's just a well-written line. I wonder how many people have remarked that this is what Bush has been saying, albeit not as well. I daresay that the Iraq War wouldn't have needed to be waged had Saddam Hussein unclenched his fist. We could have--WOULD have--helped that nation enter the 21st Century, if only Hussein had wanted to allow them to do so.

Oh, well.

Obama is right to say, Hey, we want to be your friends, but if you don't want that, fine, we won't. We can clench our fists, too.

At least I hope that's what he meant.
The Imperial Word on Yesterday's Re-Administration of the Inaugural Oath

Everybody calm the fuck down.

The Constitution DOES dictate the wording of the Oath. Fair enough. They re-did it just to make sure the (right-wing) blogosphere doesn't spend the next four (or eight) years fulminating about a "false" presidency (the way the [left-wing] blogosphere did about the Bush presidency for the last eight years--and forever from now on, probably).

The Constitution also says: "Before he [sic] enter on the Execution of his Office, he [sic] shall take the following Oath or Affirmation [yadda yadda yadda]."

So at the very least, Obama WAS President as of noon on 1/20 but couldn't execute the powers of the Office until they re-did the Oath.

Maybe he has to re-sign all the crap he signed before the re-Oath?

And the Bible thing? The Constitution doesn't say anything about swearing on a Bible.

Calm down, folks.

The Oath took.

"Move On," indeed. Sheesh.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

I Swear to God Somebody Just Said This on TV

In a discussion of whether the new President is expected to appear at every single one of the inaugural balls being thrown tonight in his honor, or if he could skip one or more of them, one of the commentators on Fox News just asked...and I know he didn't mean it the way it sounds...but it's SOOOOO funny....

(drum roll)

"Has the President ever blown off a couple of balls?"

LOL
Don't Get Me Wrong...

I'm very proud to be watching this inauguration with my little boy, and someday I'll tell him, "You were too young to remember it, but you watched it on TV."

Politics aside, this is history in the making.

Am I going vehemently to criticize President Obama when I disagree with him? You bet.

But that can wait until tomorrow.

Today's peaceful transfer of power is the greatest possible advertisement for American democracy, and it should be celebratory. That we elected a black dude is icing on the cake, but that's really beside the point, as it should be. The really good thing is that he seems to have a top-notch brain. I can't wait to see what he does with it.
Imperial Quote Collection: Tlahtoani Anubis on Hero Worship

"Every time Barak Obama farts flowers bloom and hundred dollar bills tumble from the sky."

Source: personal correspondence
The Double Standard is Dead! Long Live the Double Standard!

Everytime I turn on the TV, I see Pat Buchanan, or Peggy Noonan, or Joe Scarborough going on and on about how no matter your party, the Obama inauguration is a wonderful sight in terms of our racial history. And it is. But if Condi Rice or Michael Steele were being sworn in today, would we be witness to a similar parade of liberal TV commentators saying the same thing? Hmmm?
"We Like American People Now"?

Watch this.

The French like us...now. Well, now I can sleep at night. Sheesh.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

This is Why Radical Islam Must Be DESTROYED...

"Afghan Schoolgirls Undeterred by Attack", New York Times, 1/14/2009

(report about girls going to school every morning despite having been attacked with face-burning acid by Taliban)

...Rather Than "Respected"...

"Worldwide Hate Speech Laws?", Weekly Standard, 11/24/2008

(story about Saudi king's [and others'] attempt to impose BANS in the West on criticism of Islam)

You have GOT to be kidding me...

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Hilarious, Just the Right Touch of Irony: Barack Obama "Hope Toast" on eBay!



As of this posting, there had been 19 bids, and the price was up to $207.50.

See the original auction listing here (while it lasts):

Hope Toast-Obama image on toast akin to Fairey posters!

Text from auction listing (since it won't be there forever):

Keep it real with Obama Hope toast!

Barack Obama has miraculously appeared on a piece of toast I was preparing for breakfast. This is a one-of-a-kind item to celebrate his win as US President. The item is one piece of Wonder Bread that has been toasted. Nothing has been added to the bread - no butter or oils. The buyer will receieve this item as shown. Shipping charges will depend on the distance from New Jersey. Paypal, personal check, or money orders are accepted. Enjoy!

AS SEEN ON MSNBC'S COUNTDOWN WITH KEITH OLBERMANN ON 11/11/08 !!!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3036677/vp/27669595#27669595

Thursday, November 06, 2008

Recording History at the Lincoln Memorial

Memorial Day, New York Times, 11/5/08

On Election Night, almost 148 years to the day since Lincoln was first elected, a small group of people gathered at the Lincoln Memorial, the site where Martin Luther King had delivered his famous "I Have a Dream" speech, to listen to President-elect Barack Obama's victory speech on a transistor radio. A poignant scene, no doubt about it. One wonders why more people didn't think to do this. Regardless of ones politics or party affiliation, there is no denying that Obama's election was very moving in light of this country's racial history.



Now, I did not vote for Obama, for a lot of reasons. But I assure you it wasn't because he's black. I sincerely hope that he can make good on his promise to bring a new spirit to Washington, and I sincerely hope that he can continue to inspire young people to get involved in the political life of their nation--even when he lets them down. Because he will; they all do. But maybe, just maybe, he can communicate something to us about our responsibility to be civil with each other, to listen to each other, to compromise with each other, to work together in search of the elusive compromises that best allow for all our views to be expressed in public life and in policy. I hope he can make good on that promise. We'll see. I hope he can resist the temptation to tack to the far-left. I hope he realizes that he has to go centrist on healthcare and on taxes. I hope he sees Iraq through to the end. I hope he surges in Afghanistan. We'll see. All that aside, the majority has spoken, and I have too much respect for the uniqueness of the American political process, and for the Office of the Presidency, not to give the guy his due. I'm actually looking forward to my son's growing up without ever being haunted by the nagging suspicion that one has to be white to be president. But I also have a real fear of Obama's radical left leanings, and I hope he means it when he says that he is my president, too. I hope he realizes, once he's in office, that he can't force one group's ideas down another group's collective throat without there being consequences come re-election time. And I hope he believes, as I do, that his own electoral fate is insignificant compared to the fate of the entire nation should he sell it out to the far left. It would be a damn shame to see Martin Luther King's dream come to such happy fruition, only to see it go down in history as a terrible mistake. I hope that doesn't happen. I didn't vote for the guy--because he had no record to examine. But I concede that he inspires people like nobody has for a long time, and that should be part of the job. I just hope that over the next four years he can build a real record that will justify his having been elected. I hope so. We'll see.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Imperial Hagiography: Johnny Cash in the News

Apparently, there's an annual festival in Starkville, Mississippi, to commemorate the night Cash spent in the town's jail, an event that the Man in Black immortalized in the song "Starkville City Jail."

Go here to read the New York Times article (and don't miss the slideshow) about this event.

Quote:
"Since that night in 1965, and especially since his death in 2003, Johnny Cash has become for some the craggy patron saint of redemption, his rumbling voice imparting freight-train blessings for all of America."
There it is.